(via so-relatable)
(via so-relatable)
(Source: m0rtality, via just-keep-smiling-darling)
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.
Expectation:
” Oh here’s some money, you can go to the mall with your friends.”
Reality:
“Then clean the house.”
(Source: jaayrice)
13 hours ago - 
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(via color-the-moon)
| Drake: | You calling me a liar?! |
|---|---|
| Josh: | I ain't calling you a truther! |
| Josh: | You want a mouth full of fist?! |
| Drake: | You want a butt full of foot?! |
| Josh: | I hope you go bald! |
| Drake: | I hope they cancel Oprah! |
| Josh: | *GASP* You take that back! |
(Source: quanism, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
